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'''Great America Jail''' is a colloquial name for the private prison-industrial complex formed under Six Flags Entertainment Corporation (SFEC), operating at California's Great America. It is catered towards minors caught with misdemeanors, with the slogan "It's Amazing in Here, For the Felons of It". Inmates are banned from the amusement part of the park, and relegated to the large underground bunker until they are of legal age to work at the various vendors and carnival booths around the park. | '''Great America Jail''' is a colloquial name for the private prison-industrial complex formed under Six Flags Entertainment Corporation (SFEC), operating at [[wikipedia:California's_Great_America|California's Great America]]. It is catered towards minors caught with misdemeanors, with the slogan "It's Amazing in Here, For the Felons of It". Inmates are banned from the amusement part of the park, and relegated to the large underground bunker until they are of legal age to work at the various vendors and carnival booths around the park. | ||
== Should I take this class? == | |||
Don't go to Great America Jail. | |||
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Great America Jail is a colloquial name for the private prison-industrial complex formed under Six Flags Entertainment Corporation (SFEC), operating at California's Great America. It is catered towards minors caught with misdemeanors, with the slogan "It's Amazing in Here, For the Felons of It". Inmates are banned from the amusement part of the park, and relegated to the large underground bunker until they are of legal age to work at the various vendors and carnival booths around the park.
Should I take this class?
Don't go to Great America Jail.