Brassey
Mark Brassey, going by Brassey or ??? Brassey, or Mr. Cuz'ney, is a science teacher at Gunn. He teaches AP Environmental Science, SELF, and Chemistry.
| Full name | Mark Brassey |
|---|---|
| Preferred name | (???) Brassey |
| Classes taught | APES, Chemistry, SELF |
| Room(s) | J-03 |
| Department | Science |
Personality
Brassey is a connoisseur of sarcasm and material humour. He denounces the title of "Mr.", claiming that he would rather retain "an air of mysteriousness", or remarking "that's my father". Mr. Brassey is known for commonly making terrible environmental science or chemistry related puns, and saying "let's not get bogged down in that".
Mr. Brassey's job as a teacher is actually his second career. He used to work in the tech industry, and has told many anecdotes about it. He also is from Idaho, more specifically the town that produces McDonald's french fries. Because of his upbringing in Idaho, he also tells stories about being a farmhand and his experience with bovine organisms.